Yes. And I'm just beside myself with grief.

What the hell is this world coming to, anyway?

The same thing seems to occasionally happen with youtube videos as well.

Also, get out of my clothes, impostor!

I don't know blankfist. I've nailed at least 5 of your dupes in the last 2 days. Maybe it's you.

>> ^burdturgler:
I don't know blankfist. I've nailed at least 5 of your dupes in the last 2 days. Maybe it's you.


Dupes better not be a euphemism for my mom, because my five moms are saints!

I'm just saying ... I "discarded" all over your "dupes" ... multiple times.

Okay, I am officially weirded out right now.

If you get enough of us in a post, we'll write Shakespeare.

A rose by any other name is still... [flings poo]... a banana?

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

HAHAHA awesome!

Shall I compare thee to a summer's primate?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.

I noticed that too...


Dag probably messed with Lucky's source code again. There's definitely an issue with the avatars. Mine was changed into some damnable monkey with sunglasses in frikin tuxedo. Seriously, Dag, dude... how many times do we have to tell you not to drink and code? For the love of Obama, get yourself under control, man.

You people are all just being silly... I mean really, this is childish.

There's a problem in the series of tubes! It must be Ted Stevens. Since he lost his Senate seat today, he's been storming around the tubes, pulling many of them from their Nerf foundations. Give it some time and he'll either die or go to sleep. Then you can re-connect the tubes and send your e-mails through the internets again.

If we shadows have offended,
think but this and all is mended.
That you have but slumbered here,
while these visions did appear.

And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding than a dream...

*Promote!

Promoting this Sift Talk post - promote requested by burdturgler.

Sorry, this monkey packs heat.

Fark You, I'm Spartacus!

Neither a baboon nor a lemur be.

There once was a chimp from Madrass,
whose balls were made out of brass,
when he’d bang ‘em together,
they’d play stormy weather,
and lightning would shoot out of his... ok people, that's quite enough, really, you have dirty minds, get out of the gutter.

Go on, get out of it ya stinkin' primates, you're leaving your filth everywhere. I mean, you lot are... oh would you look at that, who knocked over the vase? Those were very expensive orchids, and now, well, they're not the same colour they used to be, let's put it that way.

Who's been sticking bananas into all of the usb ports around here? Huh? They are not USB2 compliant are they? No, no one ever thinks before they act around here.

It's always me who's left to clean up... always... *sigh*

I just... ooh... hang on *craps into hand*... POO FIGHT!

The name's Link, Lance Link.

^ Nice touch! I should've went with a negative image and been Bizzaro Sarzy

nothing going on here... just hanging around...

I keep going to other sift talk posts and videos and thinking, "I don't remember writing that comment." You people are seriously messing with my head.

This seems appropriate right about now. Question is, which one of you is the retarded clone?

Now THAT was a Poo fight. Not since '97 have I got that much simian filth all over myself. Chimps, you did yourselves, and your high fiber diet, proud. Round of monkey applause for you all.

>> ^Sarzy:
Question is, which one of you is the retarded clone?


That's me. Sorry

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*shortfilms... LOL!

>> ^burdturgler:
^ Nice touch! I should've went with a negative image and been Bizzaro Sarzy


There can be only one.

>> ^zomgunicorns:
upside down monkey is upside down


I think I just found my retarded clone

conformists, all of you.

If this thread don't put the SUPER back into DUPER, I don't know what will.

I'll have a banana martini if you don't mind.

This monkey is special and it is mine and it is special...

This thread is getting ridiculous. Everybody to Gitmo for Schnapps and Ecstasy!

Seeeee myyyy vest see my vest made from real gorilla chest!

I declare this meeting of the steal your avatar club a huge success!

Who said evolution took place. Goddamn monkeys.

We are monkey borg. Resistence is futile! You will be assimilated.

Something is rotten in the land of VideoSift.

Oh wait, that was just blankfist I smelled.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Presently my soul grew stronger, hesitating then no longer,
Shouted out the words of hunger, hunger for my sweet Lenore
'Lenore' said I, 'Lenore', and then my strength went fleeting
fleeting like some frightened maiden, fleeting through my chamber door
In my anger and my sorrow, flung my poo upon the floor
there it lies for evermore.

*quality duplicates.

Awarding blankfist with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by schmawy.

Oh is that what you have there? I thought it was some kinda weird sitar or something.

>> ^MrFisk:
Sorry, this monkey packs heat.

This would never have happened if we had banned The Dark Lord of the Sift before he had gotten too powerful. Persephone told me has been feeding you boos, Dag. He is slowly turning you...



Don't get me wrong. Personally, I prefer the change.. and welcome my new overlord.

Any of you big apes wanna monkey around?

I must have the dumb, too. My pic refuses to change...

whats going on here, monkey ratio droppping!!

Sorry, there's only so long my power cells can hold out before my monkey transmographication fails.

Okay, what's with all the gorillas all of a sudden?