Escaped chimp disarms zookeeper

published by Octopussy

2 months 2 weeks ago • 3346 views

tags: chimp, ape, zoo, escape, Japan

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haha, that chimp is well versed in gorilla warfare

written by BillOreilly

| 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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So how did they not think of the banana in the first place?

written by syncron

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Upvote for scared zookeeper person at 0:55 =D

written by Razor

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No shit syncron, all Ichiro wanted was some grub and a chill....He was however, up for whatever the fuck, "Fuck you, I'm outta the cage, BITCH!!!....silly humans-

written by choggie

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You might be laughing at the scared zookeeper, but that just shows that you have no idea how bad a chimp would fuck you up. They break your thumbs first, then they go for the eyes and/or genitals. They are twice as strong as you and faster than a kung fu master. And they have no remorse. That guy was scared because he knows better.

written by djsunkid

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The uprising has begun!

written by Sarzy

| 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Get back in your cage Sarzy! ...You want a banana?

>> ^Sarzy:
The uprising has begun!

written by thinker247

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Oh, the world has gone to shit now that Charlton Heston is no longer here to keep the damn dirty apes at bay!

written by Payback

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>> ^Razor:
Upvote for scared zookeeper person at 0:55 =D

That cute little chimp can hit harder than Mike Tyson and bite off a lot more important parts than your ear before you can scream "HELP!"

written by Payback

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This would be so much better with some Donkey Kong music/sound effects.

written by AnimalsForCrackers

| 2 months 1 week ago | CH

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Not saying he didn't have a reason to be scared, just funny, that's all =P

written by Razor

| 2 months 1 week ago | CH

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allow me to translate what he says at :30 sec ...
"kiss my monkey ass you stupid hairless humanoids!"

written by laura

| 2 months 1 week ago | CH

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If it isn't cool to link to self link to a pqueue video, than ignore this... but here is similar situation, set-up for comedic effect.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Man-in-Monkey-Suit-Vs-Gorilla
"Monkey with a gun".

written by grinter

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